Posted by: thinningtheherd | February 11, 2010

#52 Sarah Palin


Species Name: Retardius Hockeymomicus

So it’s taken a lot out of me not to thin Palin from the herd up to this point.  I know there have been plenty of opportunities that have made all you wish that Sarah didn’t exist, and I completely agree.  The problem was that it just seemed too on the nose.  But then I saw this from Sarah’s speech at the Teabaggin’ Party Meeting over the weekend:

For the love Sarah!  I know you’re a moron, but really?  You have to remind yourself to “lift American spirits,” by writing it on your hand?  This coming literally after you just took a jab at President Obama for relying on a teleprompter too much.  Does anyone have an idea just how dumb this woman is?  After reading these examples of her profane stupidity, you won’t be able to help but agree that she needs to be thinned from herd, no matter if you’re a fan of teabagging or not:

In a world where Sarah Palin didn’t exist, we wouldn’t have these gems of verbage (aka verbal garbage):

  • “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.”
  • “All of ’em, any of ’em that have been in front of me over all these years.” –Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008.
  • “Ohh, good, thank you, yes!” –Sarah Palin, after a notorious Canadian prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler’s “Nailin’ Palin.”  November 2008.
  • “I would hope at least that those protesters have the courage and the honor of thanking our veterans for giving them the right to protest!” –Sarah Palin, confusing supporters at a campaign rally who had shouted “We can’t hear you!” and “Louder!”, Richmond, Va., October 13, 2008.
  • “Well, let’s see. There’s — of course — in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.”  –Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, October 1, 2008.
  • “I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.”  –Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS News interview, September 24, 2008.
  • “The fact is that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have gotten too big and too expensive to the taxpayers.”  –Sarah Palin, on the two companies which are in fact private entities, Colorado Springs, CO, September 13, 2008.
  • “They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”  –Sarah Palin, on her foreign policy insights into Russia, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
  • “In what respect, Charlie?”  –Sarah Palin, asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
  • “Nucular.”  –Sarah Palin, mispronouncing the word “nuclear” twice, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.

All I can say is, thank god Barack Obama won that election because the thought of McCain winning and inevitably dying during his term in office and this dullard taking over is absolutely terrifying.  Now if people would just stop buying her book and going to see her speak, she would return to Alaska and go back to hunting wolves from helicopters.  I’ve been to Alaska, it’s an absolutely lovely state.  Beautiful terrain, really down to earth people, but I would not blame you guys one bit for not admitting that you’re from Alaska when you travel for fear of being compared to Sarah Palin, because she gives all of you not only a bad name, but a horrendous name.  She should be annexed from the state if you know what’s good for you guys.

Finally, I’d like to address Rahm Emmanuel’s verbal diarrhea when he referred to the democrats as “fucking retards.”  Sure, it was a stupid thing to say, but at the same time, he kinda has a point.  The Democrats are acting like fucking retards, get your shit together guys and grow a fucking pair already would ya?  But Sarah Palin took personal offense to this because her son is mentally disabled with Down’s Syndrome.  Sarah, face facts and get over the semantics, your son IS retarded.  The word may be cruel to you, but it is a just description of your son’s condition.  Just be thankful he’s not as retarded as you are.

But one has to have dreams right?

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Responses

  1. I think to be an elected official of the Republican party, you have to pass a test where you say “nucular” instead of “nuclear.”

  2. Hey – I like Tea Bagging. Just as long as I’m not on the receiving end of it.


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