Posted by: thinningtheherd | November 11, 2009

#29 Nidal M. Hasan


Species Name: Traitorius Sickfuckicus

You might recognize this fuckface as the guy who went postal at Fort Hood last week, killing 13 people and wounding 30 more.  Notice that I have not included Hasan’s title as Army Major or doctor, because this traitorous prick is not worthy of either.  I was deeply disturbed when this news story broke last week and now find myself conflicted about how this asshole should be thinned from the herd.  I am glad he didn’t take the cowardly way out and shoot himself after he killed all those soldiers, but now what do we do with this piece of diarrhea?  On the one hand, I would like to see Hasan spend the rest of his life in prison being endlessly butt-raped for the Benedict Arnold that he is.  On the other hand, I would also like to see him get the death penalty, but not that peaceful lethal injection shit.  I say we bring back the electric chair for this cock gobbler.  You know what?  Better yet, lets let Hasan rot in process for about ten years so that his butthole has had plenty of time to get properly stretched out by his massive black cell mate named Tiny, and then lets air his execution on live television.  It could be a combination of giving him a new papercut every ten minutes while he’s being pelted with a sock full of quarters.  That way he would really suffer.

I could be bitter that it’s Veteran’s Day and that I don’t get the day off of work, but I instead decided to be productive with my day, and honor our men and women who have served in the Armed Forces by ridding the world of this shitstain of a human being.

In a world where Nidal M. Hassan never existed to become the crazy fuck he is today:

  • Thirty soldiers would still be alive to proudly serve their country and keep us safe.
  • Our military would hopefully have stronger background checks and psychiatric evaluations to sniff out these looney bastards.
  • Red flags would be raised when a soldier of the U.S. Army is having contact with member of Al Qaeda as Hasan was.
  • President Obama would have one less thing to worry about.
  • Soldiers would still be able to trust one another and not have to worry about any fellow soldiers snapping at any given time.
  • We wouldn’t be able to make an example of him to Al Qaeda as Hasan is torn limb from limb for what he’s done (or at least I hope so)

Anyone who has read this blog knows that I am pretty liberal.  I am all for pulling the troops from Iraq and Afghanistan in a logical fashion and think we have plenty of shit to focus on within our own borders without going out and starting wars with other countries around the world.  That being said, I also support our troops enormously and respect them for doing a job that most people are too scared to attempt.  Worrying about getting blown up by an RPG or a roadside bomb is stressful enough, these guys shouldn’t have to worry about fellow soldiers they eat next to in the mess hall on their own soil.  I hope this fuck gets what’s coming to him.  Listen up Hasan, those 72 virgins that you plan on deflowering once you get to heaven…they’re chicks with dicks…have fun.

But one has to have dreams right?




  1. This Muslim is not the first to kill, and will not be the last. The only way out is to ban Islam.

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